Man drives to a school and comes into a class and nods at a man to say hello. While sitting in the desk, he and the other guy begin comparing what the have and he pulls out a whole lot more pens, and pencils and other objects. The teacher tells them to begin their test and he looks at it and shakes his head because he probably doesnt know the material. He tries to copy off the guy beside him, but he throws the paper away the he coppied off of and starts a new one. He tries and tries to copy off the guy that sits beside him, but fails everytime. At the end he doesn't have enough time to finish when he reolized he could have been taking another test in the envelope that he knew the material of. He then drives to the beach. He then goes to the beach and tries and tries to put his swimsuit on without taking his clothes off, but when he finally getts it on the man at the beach gets up and walks away. That man was blind. Next he heads to church,. walks in and stands by a man when singing a hymm. Then the song is over and the preacher begins preaching in a different language. He then sneezes very loudly and wipes his snot in his pocket. He falls asleep and wakes himself up. He falls asleep again and ends up on his knees in the floor but wakes himself up again. Everywhere he goes in his car he gets in a little wreck but keeps driving.
The second part starts by him walking down the street and comes across a saxaphone player. He has money but doesn't want to give him the dollar bill he has so he's trying to get change. He then walks in a store where there is women trying on perfume. He walks through all of them caughing and sneezing all the way. He then goes to the tooth brushes, uses one, puts it back and graps another one and walks away. He then goes and gets a towl. While looking at knives, he pulls a potato out of his pocket and tries the knives until he finds one that he likes. He the looks at a skillet and puts a fish on it to see how it would flip. He tries one, doesnt like it, and get the next one. When he's checking out of the store he tries accedentally graps a guys wallet and when he's putting it back in his pocket his hand gets stuck in the guys pocket and he has to follow the man to the bathroom with his hand in his back pocket. He then goes to a resturant and counts his money and orders food. While sitting there he picks up his knife and begins to hit the glasses and plates with it to make noise. He gets his food and its a raw patty of meat. He begins to eat it but tries to hide it all around the table because he doesnt like it. Then a man playing the violin walks up and he stashes some in his pants. He then trips the waiter and everything spill so he gets moved to another table, but he gets the same food. Then he goes to a movie premere and is getting ready to meet important people. He sprays stuff to make his breath smell good, and flosses his teeth. He continues to practice how he's ging to shake the peoples hands, and reolizes he doesnt have a sleeve in his coat pocket like everyone else so he make one out of paper. When the queen gets there he is still trying to zip his zipper up and his zipper up. He knods a little too hard and headbuts the queen.
Mr. Bean pulls up to a parking garage and cant reach the button to open the gate up he has something to push it. Hes at a pool now and decides he wants to go down the littlle kid elephant slide but the lifeguard blows his whistle at him to stop so he climbs back up the slide. Then he sees the high dive and begins to go up it. When he'son top he looks down and gets scared. He grabs the rails and moves back. 2 boys come up there as hes grabbing onto the rails and he plays it off and walks to the edge. He still wont go and he hangs his feet off. The boys step on his fingers and he falls in. He reolizes his pants hhave fallen off but a little girl grabs them and walks away. The lifeguard then tells everyone to get out. When noones in there he gets out and runs away and gets spotted by a swim team. Back in the parking garage he reolizes he doesnt have enough money to leave so he waits for someone to come in so he can leave. Pushes a huge trash can there and opens it and as soon as he gets out a car pulls up and he has to back up in the garage. He mangages to get out when someone pulls up by speeding at them so they back up out of his way. Now he's sitting on a bench with some man eating lunch. He has bread and cuts it into pieces while the guy eats his sandwhich. He then butters his bread and spreads it with a card. He has lettuce and he cleans it off with water, puts it in his sock and then puts it on his bread. Then he pulls out a jar with fish in it and kills them and puts them on his sandwhich. The man then offers him half of his sanwhich and he takes it. Then he goes to the movies and gets popcorn form him and the girl he took. Then the movie starts and its really scary. He looks at his watch and acts like he's about to leave but comes back. The movie ends and they begin to leave.
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